My Graphic Design Project-Ta Da

Well here ya go this is my poster that i did for graphic design. It's advertising the Berlin Love Parade. This is one of the biggest dance festivals in the world. It peaked in 1999 when an estimated 1.5 million ravers went to it on the streets of berlin.

The first time I ever heard of The Berlin Love Parade,
was in the film Chasing Liberty, with Mandy Moore.
IT was a pretty good film-well if you like chick flicks which i do, they're brilliant-lol

Anyway hopefully next year i'll be going if a manage to not go shopping everyday!!!!

MY DAY TODAY 27-11-07!!!!!!!!!!NOT BORING

Okay so yesterday was terrible stressin over this horrid project that took ages to finish and in the process i suffered 3 mini heart attacks, while trying to print it. REALLY REALLY was nerve racking-LOL But anyway all i would have liked to do was have a few- ok maybe a lot of alcohol but no........COLIN had to set this stupid exam for today... like 9 installments of 8 page sheets that i had to learn in one night. It was very daunting and trying to study was even worse. So I said that i would study after HOME AND AWAY, tried and none of it was going in at all it was like CHINESE! Like seriously i didnt even know what B2B, B2C OR C2C. And i like smoked too much nearly a whole box it was terrible, i was like a chimney.

So chloe and myself came up with this brilliant idea, we thought that if we went to bed early (12am) that we would be up and ready for 7 to study. But that didnt work as i kept on running into the living room and talking then trying to sleep but i think it was like at 3 before i got to sleep. So we didnt even get the chance to study in the morning.

So came in today really tired and sick and had to do this exam which was just one of two we had today. And like when i have my own PR Company I'll hire people to do this for me and it was a theory exam and i hate theory exam STICK TO PRACTICAL EXAM's they're much better!!!

And i failed it too so that 40% gone which like, totally sucks! So now tonight I'm going to have some retail therapy, and if that doesnt work the alcohol will be out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this dont work its this-------------------------------->

THE MORAL IS THAT WE SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD THIS EXAM AN EXTENSION WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Martha Beck A Murderess

Beck, Martha ( -1951) (Murderess) "My story is a love story, but only those who are tortured by love can understand what I mean. I was pictured as a fat, unfeeling woman. True, I am fat, but if that is a crime, how many of my sex are guilty. I am not unfeeling, stupid or moronic. My last words and my last thoughts are: Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." (Before execution.)

These were the last words of Martha Beck, who was a murderess, due to the fact that her mother used to insult her. Because she was bullied for being fat and maturing physically and possessing a body of a woman when she was 10 and a sex drive of a woman as well. She became a nurse because, "I chose this profession," she wrote, "without thought of self and want to prepare myself for this profession, not for material gains but for the purpose of aiding humanity and rendering service to others."

She was a very good nurse a got a promotion becoming the super intendent of the hospital, But still, she was depressed and yearned for the day when she could have a man all to herself, a man that would give her sexual fulfillment, companionship and, above all, the kind of love she read about for years in the hundreds of magazines that lay strewn all over her apartment.

After she divorced her husband she met Raymond Fernandez, who she thought was the man of her dreams but he turned her into a murderess and she later said that and it went downhill from there!

But they were caight and sentence to death and i just liked her last words, because they're so true so many people cast judgement against people who are fat and dont fit into what other people expect which is totally wrong so remeber don't bully cause one day they might just kill you-LOL

Boredom

NOTE: I apologize for this in advance i was just so so so so bored

Well we all know of it, its one of those things that we can't avoid, and that at some stage will actually effect us!!!This "Boredom" may effect you when you're up in the early hours of the morning, and everyone else in your house is asleep.

Or it could be when you are in a class listening to your most boring and dull teacher!But for most people it happens when they are alone and have absolutely nothing to do.Where you find yourself watching shitty true movies or possibly writing shit like this. Where nothing, you try to occupy your mind with seems interesting or fulfilling.

Where nothing enraptures your total attention and when you just want to go to sleep.But for someone who is sleep deprived and is suffering from temporary insomnia-your fooked trust me! But dont worry guys this will pass-thank god, and tomorrow you will not be bored.

But for you poor hopeless people out there who have consistant "boredom" and suffer it fulltime you're just dull and you were born with it its natures will! (A bit harsh)

And i dont care cause i'm not one of them. And now i'm finished cause after reading this you will probably think i'm nuts-fair enough. But you actually took the time to read this so what does that actually say about you!!!!

And there's this site that you can go to that will help you a bit www.bored.com !!!!

Paragliding Wedding

Now heres a couple who loved each other so much that they wanted to get married paragliding!

But i think it was just a few extra moments for the couple to decide wether or not they actually wanted to get married! YOu see if the groom opted out he'd just have to release himself from the parachute or vica-versa! But maybe it symbolises the huge leap of faith they are actually just taking!!!!!!!

YOU DECIDE!!!!

Halloween in dundalk-Twas a Crazy NIght

Once upon a time there was a girl..........who was a student by day....and a hero by night!!!! Her name was......BatGirl and her cryptonight was alcohol!!!!

She was conned into believing that she was drinking water where in actual fact it was VODKA!!!! She became tipsy and was held at gunpoint by Cunning Cop CHloe.

Chloe and her two SideKicks Diaper Dave and Jester Jamie, had divised a plot to ruin batgirl and heroic efforts to abolish early mornings on fridays!!!! By planting a lot of coke in batgirls layer and getting her kicked out of THE SISTERHOOD OF WOMEN SUPERHEROES!!!!!!!.....DUN DUN DUUUUUUU........

Tune in Next Week to see if they succeed!!!!!

The New Place haunted by the brilliant Ghost Fergal

Well now heres the deal, I was living in the terrible estate Seafield Lawns filled with all family orientated people, so i thought to benefit my college life that i would move to the brilliant Mournview Apartments!

And just before i was due to move in, the guys i was moving in with had, well, lets call it a "Supernatural Experience".Where a picture frame glass exploded. The toilet roles were stacked in pyramids. And eh a towel was folded in the shape of an arrow.

Well now as the story goes on the lads still kinda believe it yet they remain suspicious of each other still sceptical whether or not its real.

And Baz decided to name it Fergal and christen it a guy who used to work in Super Value ( because the toilet rolls were stacked!!!!!)

And By the Way they were not stoned!-LOL